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A tip for everyday living
"A little lemon and seltzer will remove those pesky ink stains after you've been fingerprinted." - Martha Stewart | |||
| Bill and Hillary at World Series | |||
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Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee's World Series Game 6; sitting in the first row, with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and says something to the president. Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head violently. The agent then said, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request, from the owner of the team down to the bat boy. And . . . the fans would love it!
So Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "If that's what the people want." He gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, and drops her right over the wall into the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, and screaming; and the crowd goes wild; cheering, applauding, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing and smiling, and leans over to the agent and says, "You were right, I would have never believed that!" Then noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!" | |||
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