wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem
a 10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign
which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full
of change.
an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on
his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car
for several minutes.
A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Elvis had a twin brother named Garon, who died at birth, which is why Elvis' middle name was spelled Aron, in honor of his brother.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
If you keep a Goldfish in a darkroom, it will eventually turn white.
Men blink nearly twice as much as women.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left -- words and sentences that read the same in either direction are called palindromes.
A snail can sleep for 3 years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Vatican City is the smallest country in the world, with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
The longest town name in the world has 167 letters .
Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world?
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
The longest word in the English language is 1,909 letters long and it refers to a distinct part of DNA.
No president of the United States was an only child.
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